7. Work more hours a day than you sleep.
6. Listen to Bon Jovi incessantly but claim that you liked him "before he was big."
5. Insist that people refer to you as "G".
4. Treat everyone equally.
3. Get on the 'Buddha' bandwagon, insisting that it's gonna be bigger than Jesus.
2. Write "enjoy my job" in your daily planner.
1. Tell people what you really think of them.