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the seven habits of
effective people

7. In success, say "I". In defeat say "We".
6. Refer to others only as "chief" "champ" or "sweetheart".
5. Pawn work off onto others saying,
"I just thought you might like to help us out, champ."
4. Scapegoat minorities.
3. Laugh knowingly. Smirk, sigh, and kiss people on the cheek audibly.
2. Use the word "indeed" as much as possible.
1. Drink socially or, if necessary, excessively.