Ethanol is for chemistry majors

Graphic of nerdy kids
(glasses and lab coats)
giggling stupidly as one
pours a beaker of
ethanol into a punch bowl

When you’re tired of chasing every shot with a quart of water, try Stolichnaya. It has a distinct flavor that goes down smooth. Try Stolichnaya infused vodkas for an even more flavorful sensation. Chase it with a smile.