ah!! take me somewhere safe
:60 spot for Mint Technology.
Original transcript of this radio commercial:
A German factory. The Director and his assitant speak in German accents. Speaker is American.
Factory sounds. A whistle, cogs turning, cranking, machinery booming, a man yelling "Schnell!" ...
A short siren goes off.
Peon: Herr Director. There's a problem in Sector 7G.
Director: What is it?
Peon: A defector.
Director: No, it can't be! Another one. Where has he gone?
Peon: Mint Technology, Herr Director. He wants a refreshing career choice.
Director: And what's so refreshing about Mint Technology?
Peon: Herr Direcor. Exucse my pitiful honesty. Mint takes the world's coolest submicron technologies, cutting-edge tools, and creates the hottest architecture, design, verification and synthesis on the planet.
Director: (disgusted) I've heard enough.
Peon: But there's more. Mint offers extraordinary challenge and stunning project variety, working with the coolest engineering talent in the world. They're hiring ASIC engineers as we speak!
Director: Ay, that does sound refreshing. (relenting) Tell me, Frau, does Mint have an opening for an Herr Director?
Peon: No, sir.
Speaker: Refresh your career thirst. Email jobs at Mint dash Tech dot com. or visit Mint Tech dot com. That's M - I - N -T - dash - T - E- C- H dot com. Mint Technology is an equal opportunity employer.Another siren.
Director: Another one? Frau? (desperate) Frau!